Star Jones is getting the hell out of dodge!!!

Star Jones is leaving the ABC show "The View". She announced her depature in the regards to the show taking a new direction. And that direction is Rosie O'Donnell. I guess I will not have to tune in to see the two most annoying people on TV. Hey Star, at least you won't have to worry about Rosie hitting on you. After all the wieght you lost after you surgury, ooops, did I say surgury? I really meant diet.

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Britney wants to be like Brangelina!

Britney is entertaining the idea of giving birth in the African nation of Namibia. The Deputy Environment and Tourism Minister, says that he has received interest from Spears about having the baby there, due to the strict privacy Brad Pitt and Anjelina Jolie got awiting the birth of their child. I guess there the paparazzi can't take pictures of Brit droping her kid. Another plus side is that K-Fed would be an A-list celebrity there, and on the street people would know who the hell he is.




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Denise Richards whores it up

Denise Richards joined the Pussycat Dolls on stage for their one year anniversary. The former bond girl took time off from filing restrating orders and dating Bon Jovi band members to dance at club Pure on the 9th. How coked out do her eyes look in the picture above? The last time I saw someone with eyes that red was the episode of Cops with the tranny mumbling something about fruit bats....

          

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Larry Flynt likes hookers

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt is being sued by a former employee...imagine that. Cheryl Oldham claims that one of her jobs was to keep Flynt's wife busy while he was "engaged with prostitues behind closed doors. She also claims that the "loud, obnoxious, and repeated noises of sexual gratification disrupted the office" and created "a hostile working environment". Who would have thought that the publisher of one of the biggest x-rated magazines in the world would enjoy the company of prostitutes. That is almost inconcievable. I think what Cheryl really heard was the sounds of wholesome young women playing a rousing game of scrabble and then reading some scripture.

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Joan Rivers turns 73....but her face is 50

Joan Rivers turned 73 yesterday. The comedian and red carpet diva made a name for herself guest hosting for Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show" in the early 80's. Rivers celebrated her birthday with close family and friends. When she went in to blow out the candles her face probably melted.....

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Various Stories....

Charlie Sheen and Dennis Richards have agreed to extend a restraining order which requires Sheen to stay 3000 yards away from Richards. I guess if Richards joining new boyfriend Richie Sambora on tour, if Charlie wants to see Bon Jovi he will have to sit in the cheap seats.
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Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's soon to be ex-wife apparently has a few scantily clad skeletons in her closet. Pictures of her have surfaced from a hard core german magazine. One of the pictures is reported to feature Mills covered in baby oil and a sex toy.
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Paris Hilton is in it for the parking....
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Pee-Wee's Playhouse coming back to TV

Pee-Wee's Playhouse is coming back to tv. Joining Cartoon Network will air all 45 original shows starting on July 10. The original show which first aired in 1986, with a cast included Phil Harman and Laurence Fishburne. After finishing up the final season in 1991, Paul Reubans who played Pee-Wee Herman was arrested for indecent exposure for whipping it out and slapping his ball bag in an adult theater.

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The First picture of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt